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    October 25

    大胃·王与武藤·兰


     
    我一直以为自己周末狂加班的生活已经出离绝望了,看完电影后我又有新生的感觉。这简直就是60年献礼的上上品,简直就是我们生活的生动写照。用马达加斯加里面企鹅的话来说就是,It sucks.
     
    难以置信,中国的导演会烂到这种程度。看完此影片,我深深地佩服自己。虽然经常用happy tree friends等刺激性极强的画面来熏陶和陶冶自己的情操,但这次我还是崩溃了。潘长江和许慧欣的无敌脑残组合,迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势将我雷翻。

    大胃王的名字只是令我寒毛倒立的第一步,接下来居然出现了东洋的神秘选手——武藤兰。这次她的扮相绝对新潮,居然是相扑装,不仅仅是制服诱惑,还赠送性别倒错。
     
    究其原因,我认为我们还是容易满足的。可以不要周末,也可以不要娱乐。只要给我们一些粗制滥造的幸福,我们就会在虚拟的满足中醉生梦死。
    为什么?只要一直给我们包子,我们就会撑到饱,然后谄媚地笑。
     
    感谢大家,我们还有梦想,还有武藤兰。
    必须承认,一丝快感滑过我的脊梁。

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    云霞 刘wrote:
    楼上说<风声>?别提那滥片,滥到害我们家因为看它而提前没有人反对大吵一架,甚至发誓再也不看中国电影!
    Oct. 29
    炜 靳wrote:
    这种片子我下载都懒得下。
    看风声吧,还不错。
    Oct. 26

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